midsummeradieu

May 30

“[TBO] wants to do tumblr. Oh god, we can’t be secretly terrible anymore!” —

A text I sent to Kimmyspetals.

Who am I kidding? We are always going to be secretly terrible.

This is a real thing. You couldn’t pay me to see it, but I can’t believe it didn’t happen sooner.

love-and-radiation replied to your post: Sometimes, I want to make a Bizarro midsummeradieu…

HATE-AND-GRAVITY.

Sometimes, I want to make a Bizarro midsummeradieu blog. 

And I’d call it wintersolsticegreetings.

Guilty Pleasures of the Day

• Frappe (and not the MacDonalds kind)!
• Guys And Dolls
• Not getting covered in pollen every time I so much as look out the window
• Being a raging bitch
• Seeming old enough that strangers assumed I knew what I was doing, and asked for my help
• The Book of Mormon

May 29

To the RMV

And not even to renew the registration on my own car (that we were supposed to do months ago).

May 28

“$358 for a fucking sweater? It had better be made of fucking politicians’ tears.” — I come up with the best ideas when I’m drunk.

May 27

A beautiful woman smiled at me today. A real smile, one that lit her eyes. I melted a little. I tried to thank her after she waited on us, but I found I had lost my voice, and my cheeks were scarlet. I am a fool.　

May 26

I can play the C, Am, F, and C7 chords, and they don’t sound mangled. Fuck yes. I’ll totally be a pro soon.

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