January 2012
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Sometimes, I get the urge to mock other people’s tattoos. It’s mean, and I don’t feel good about it, but Jesus, some people seem to forget they’ve just permanently marked themselves.
“I got this portrait of my boyfriend on my thigh. We’ve only been together for a few weeks, but I feel like we have a really special connection.” or ” I got this potato...
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Tomorrow's plan of attack
1. Clean/ detail car
2. Replace windshield wipers
3. Change oil
4. Check other fluids
5. Check tires
6. Fix chip in windshield
7. Fix window trim
Plan of attack for tonight:
Get everything I need to make this possible (aka: spend all my money)
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Whoever is trying to break into my window should...
I have a vicious attack squirrel that I keep in the rafters for occasions like this.
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I have no shame. →
Ask me about stuff.
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My father suggested
I get a fake sleeve that looks like tattoos to scare my grandmother.
I am definitely my father’s daughter.
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Guilty Pleasures of the Day
’90s musicals with ’90s celebrities and ’90s special effects
Circle scarf
Lock-Up
Pickles
The Hobbit
Open windows in January
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No, I am not watching the 1997 version of "Rodgers...
Leave me alone already.
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“‘That would be no good… not without a mighty Warrior, even a Hero. I...”
– Gandalf (The Hobbit)
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How odd
to see your father’s name in the credits of a movie directed by someone who grew up twenty minutes from your home, and could actually know your father, statistically speaking.
It’s not actually him, but I did pull a double take.
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In other news:
It feels like March outside. It’s 50 degrees, and I want to go for a walk so badly, but sadly, I’ve got work. Thankfully, it’s supposed to be nice all week, so maybe I’ll find time to get out soon.
Also, I got pants yesterday.
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“Sadness is nothing more than the cost of being able to smile once in a while.”
– Shane Koyczan
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When I first started dating, my aunt came up to my room, and asked to talk with me. I was maybe 14 or 15 at the time, so I’d been in the same relationship for about a year. She told me that she was worried about me. She tearfully said, “I don’t want you to get pregnant”. It took all of ten seconds before I was hideously sobbing.
You see, my parents were 18 when they had...
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Sometimes,
the sassy gay friend needs a sassy gay friend of their own.
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Super Personal Tumblr Time
This is all over the place, but here goes:
I have to urge to do something utterly insane. Sometimes, I look at my life, and I don’t see the point in continuing on, considering my current state. Then I dye my hair purple, or get stupidly drunk and go all “Girls Gone Wild” (as Kimmy put it), and I think maybe I’ll be okay, maybe I’m not just a worthless piece of shit...
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kimmyspetals replied to your post: I only own one pair of pants
OH EM GEE LET’S GO SHOPPING TOGETHER
1. Ha, no.
2. I can’t really wait two months to get pants.
3. We tried shopping together, but we just ended up awkwardly walking the mall, and then your mother kicked me out of your house…
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I only own one pair of pants
that isn’t holey, dressy or covered in paint.
It might be time to go shopping.
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I might knit myself a sweater. I’ve been looking at great patterns on Ravelry such as Atelier, Baggy Wave Sweater, Shifting Sands and my favorite: Aidez. Also, Michael’s is having an amazing yarn sale, so if I fuck it up, I won’t be too devastated, and I can practice the pattern before upgrading to quality yarn.
I’m being really ambitious, but I need something to keep me...
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Zombie Mandi
I got up at 6:15 this morning.
I have to go to work in an hour.
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“I’m 25, have a great sex life, and in the 11%. Never touched myself, never even...”
– …
-_-
(via whosthegirlwearingthedress)
If my boyfriend was away for 3 years, I would have so many more vibrators it’s not even funny.
(via bookling-stormborn)
No, she’s not a prude. She’s a frigid woman who tries to make normal/healthy women feel bad about themselves. So…worse than a prude.
...
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One of my favorite facts is:
In German, “Gift” means “poison”.
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General musings.
Most of my friends have left, so I’ll be sad for a while.
I am generally unhappy about life, but I’m working on it.
I am considering a second job, a steadier one. Nights, maybe.
I want to get my passport within the next few months so I can go to Toronto or Montreal this summer, by myself.
If I don’t get a passport, I’m going to do a road trip somewhere.
I can’t...
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You aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrreeeeeeee
a radio staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!
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The law's a bitch, ain't it?
20 year old: (after I've carded him for cigarettes, and he had to go find his ID, grumbling the while time) You'd better remember this face because I never carry my ID.
Me: Well, you'd better carry your ID because you have to show it every time until you're 27.
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“She said ‘You are what you eat.’ I said if that’s true I could be you by the...”
– Shane Koyczan - Stop Signs
(via wayoutinthewater-seeitswimming)
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I'm watching a documentary about "Ex-Gay" Programs
I have scowled and grumbled and been angsty the whole time.
Fuck those people.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, bi, genderqueer, pan, straight, etc.
Love whomever you want, and love yourself, whoever you are. I am so sick of listening to the people sitting on their high horses, looking down on others. We’re all different, and being a certain type of different doesn’t make you...
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“If soulmates do exist, I hope yours doesn’t speak a lick of English. I...”
– Me
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I spent 7 hours with Kimmyspetals,
and I still needed to be kicked out of the house.
I don’t like her at all.
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My grandmother thinks I have a date tonight
Because instead of hearing “Kim”, she heard “him”. Now she thinks I’m hiding a relationship from her.
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I'd be more sympathetic to the staff's worries...
if they could prove to me that they deserved praise for their programming and design skills. Unfortunately, the app crashes all the time (it is currently frozen on my phone, and it often force quits on me), and the website’s usability grades very low on my scale.
If you’re having such a problem with people using an extension to make your website better, maybe you should take the hint...
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“There’s no crying in baseball!”
– Me to myself, all the time.
Also, Tom Hanks.
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Sometimes, I forget I have a tattoo,
but then I’ll catch a glimpse of it, and every time, I smile.
Getting it was probably the best decision I’ve ever made.
slaughterhousefive:
You think your boss is bad, Saruman works for the embodiment of evil who is literally just a giant eye made of fire.
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“It’s a society of progressive, liberal smart people.”
– Sibling on reddit.
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Is real BBC programming too much to ask for?
Don’t get me wrong, I am thankful for BBC America, especially when I want my fix of Doctor Who, but I’d also like some Sherlock or QI. Actually, that’s not fair. BBCA is getting Sherlock… in May. That doesn’t mean I’m not watching it now, but it’s just the principle of the thing.
Look, I like reruns of Top Gear as much as the next guy, especially when...
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