May 2012
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“[TBO] wants to do tumblr. Oh god, we can’t be secretly terrible anymore!”
– A text I sent to Kimmyspetals.
Who am I kidding? We are always going to be secretly terrible.
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love-and-radiation replied to your post: Sometimes, I want to make a Bizarro midsummeradieu…
HATE-AND-GRAVITY.
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Sometimes, I want to make a Bizarro midsummeradieu blog.
And I’d call it wintersolsticegreetings.
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Guilty Pleasures of the Day
Frappe (and not the MacDonalds kind)!
Guys And Dolls
Not getting covered in pollen every time I so much as look out the window
Being a raging bitch
Seeming old enough that strangers assumed I knew what I was doing, and asked for my help
The Book of Mormon
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To the RMV
And not even to renew the registration on my own car (that we were supposed to do months ago).
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“$358 for a fucking sweater? It had better be made of fucking politicians’...”
– I come up with the best ideas when I’m drunk.
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A beautiful woman smiled at me today. A real smile, one that lit her eyes. I melted a little. I tried to thank her after she waited on us, but I found I had lost my voice, and my cheeks were scarlet. I am a fool.
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I can play the C, Am, F, and C7 chords, and they don’t sound mangled. Fuck yes. I’ll totally be a pro soon.
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Listen
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Showtunes Radio
I turned on Pandora, hoping to get a smorgasbord of shows. Instead I got Rent and Chicago nearly every other song with a little Glee and Wicked mixed in. Fuck you, Pandora.
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High School Drama: Is This Gonna Be Forever?
Seriously, knock it off.
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“You are so not a transcendentalist.”
– Sibling, on me not liking Robert Frost
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Fresh herbs from my garden. I am a little too excited about this.
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“How to interpret eight fortes? I think maybe I should hurl my whole body at the...”
– Jeremy Denk, on Ligeti’s instructions to play eight fortes in Automne a Varsovie. (via nprfreshair)
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I did some orange and yellow ombre nails
I feel dirty.
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kimmyspetals replied to your post: Fun Fact:
But… but why? I could be wrong, but it seems like a very random detail to keep secret.
Everyone would laugh at me.
Also, I only thought of sharing that tidbit because I’m watching it right now.
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Fun Fact:
Nobody knows what my favorite movie is.
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strawrox replied to your photo: “Adventures in Gardening: Where The Fuck Am I…
Ah! Jealous!
I was out there for four hours today, and I still haven’t planted everything. I have been assured that it looks nice, but I’m not convinced yet. I’ll post pictures once the rain stops.
Also, update on the veggies: We planted a week ago, and we already have radishes, beets, and...
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There was a caterpillar in my pants this morning.
Quality way to start the day.
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http://www.baconery.com →
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My father gave me his guitar a few years ago, but I can’t play it because genetics have cursed me with tiny hands. I’ll tune it every now and then, strum it a few times, and cry when I try to play chords. I just can’t reach across the fret board. This is also why I gave up piano. I was actually hurting myself by playing.
Unfortunately, I still have a deep desire to be musical,...
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“SURPRISE!”
– My uterus, when it decided it wanted my period to start ten days early.
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[TW: Discussion of Negative Body Image]
Hey, maybe I don’t wear nice clothes because I’m overweight, and I hate my body. Shopping is hard enough as it is, but throw in self-loathing and an industry that doesn’t exactly cater to people like me, and it’s pretty much a disaster.[[MORE]] I can’t even look at clothes online without triggering extremely negative emotions. It also doesn’t help when...
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“The simple fact is that there comes a time when the world stops rewarding...”
– The Last Days of Judas Iscariot (via fuckyeahgreatplays)
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Went to make a deposit at the bank,
and found that for the past three weeks, my account has literally had thirty-five cents in it.
Quality.
I had a breakdown
because someone tried to touch me.
Well, that’s new.
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My father and I planted our garden today, and damn, am I tired.
BUT we are going to have so many veggies this year, and I’m going to get a great tan working in the garden (the pluses are piling up!).
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This is the first time in six years that I haven't...
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Today, I shaved with conditioner instead of shaving cream. It was a surprisingly enjoyable experience. My legs are soft, there was no lather to block my view or dry out my skin, and I have fewer nicks. I’d recommend it.
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The worst thing about Fridays
is that all the feeds I follow stop updating for the weekend, and my Google reader is empty for a few days, but out of habit, I keep checking it.
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lebizarre asked: I wish I had tea :( that would be so awesome... what kinds do you like?
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Hey, remember when I was interesting? →
Yeah, me neither, but you should send me an ask anyway.
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I want so badly to be on Wait, Wait... Don't Tell...
But I’m afraid that I’ll get the “Bluff the Listener” game, and fail miserably, and Carl Kasell won’t record a message for me, and I’ll be devastated.
So I won’t even bother to sign up.
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“When we go to weird places, I’m all awkward and you’re fine, but if...”
– Kimmyspetals, on going to places like sketchy comics stores and head shops.
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I broke into hysterics at the grocery market
I was laughing so hard I couldn’t speak. All because I made a joke about bread crumbs.
No matter how many times I watch Eddie Izzard’s stand-up, I’ll always be reduced to uncontrollable fits of laughter.
I feel like death today, and I want nothing more than to sleep until next Tuesday. I couldn’t sleep, so I threw on Netflix, and I’m watching Dress to Kill. It never fails to make me feel better. He is just so funny, and I don’t feel like an idiot for...
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Today I had the realization that I’ll probably need knee replacements by the time I’m 40, and holy Jesus how am I going to come up with that kind of money?
And that’s where I’m at right now, financially. I am worried about paying for a hypothetical surgery, 20 years before it’s supposedly going to happen.
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If you are going through the trouble of making a...
use your goddamn spellcheck. I have seen at least 10 gifs today that had typos. I mean, you’re already putting in the time and effort (voluntarily, I might add), why not take the two extra seconds to plug the text into a word processor?
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[content note: rape culture]
For those who think I rant about the patriarchy and misogyny too much
From: Julia Maddera, Georgetown University ‘13.
To the first man, who I met by the Eiffel Tower my second week in Paris, when I didn’t know better. Who took me out four times, who waved little red flags that I tried to ignore. Like asking me outright if I was a virgin on the first date, like calling me five different...
I'm listening to MCR
I feel like I need my heavy eyeliner back.
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“I’ll get a Scottish Fold, and name it Macbeth. If I said it’s name,...”
– I kill myself sometimes.
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THEREFORE MY OPINION, AND ONLY MY OPINION IS VALID.