On a happy note:
I get to see my favorite musical duo, Dala, on Friday with some of my favorite people ever. I have been waiting for this show for a year and a half.
I don’t know how you got that way you dirty, low-down, sneaky, criminal Jew, but you better stop it if you want to get to heaven.
Fred Phelps on homosexuals.
See what I mean? I was much happier before I knew this man existed, let alone led an entire group of people who still take his word as the word of God.
If one more person tells me, “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”,
Heads will roll.
I can remember a time in my life where everything was wonderful
and I had no idea who Fred Phelps was or that the Westboro Baptist Church even existed.
Boy, was I happy then.
Here’s to the Crazy Ones, 8/365 (by sarahhemm)
AMAZING.
@kimmyspetals, you could do stuff like this!
Source: Flickr / cultureeclipse
I think Sibling just found my new academic plan
They mentioned a community college, and upon further research, I found they have exactly what I want.
Religious people make me angry.
Okay, not all religious people, but the “I KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE THE BIBLE! YOU’RE WRONG BECAUSE THE BIBLE! MARRIAGE CAN ONLY BE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN PROCREATE (but if they don’t want to, they are infertile, or they get divorced before they physically can produce a child that’s okay too) BECAUSE THE BIBLE!” kind of religious people.
And, yes, I am specifically picking on Christians. There, I said it. You guys are the worst.
I think my kids will be having kids by the time this damn blanket is finished.
On the bright side, I’m watching musical theatre.
Exciting, I know.
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