I think it is important to remember that while I am utterly incredible in all aspects of everything, I cannot read your mind 100% of the time. We’re currently running at a 60% success rate, so occasionally, you will need to tell me what you want. I would also like to point out that it would be universally beneficial if you weren’t a condescending prick about it when I don’t magically do what you want without any communication on your part. We appreciate your patience.
Apparently, it’s selfie night.
I unexpectedly spent two hours with my friend’s parents today. It was nice, and I am happy.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
1. It’s really silly.
2, How many accents can one movie have?
I can finally relax.
Because they wouldn’t be nearly as hilarious if they happened to someone else :-P
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that is fucking hilarious.
He still thinks the me/Kevin thing might work out. I told him I was busy tonight, so he took that as “I’m free other nights”. I didn’t have the presence of mind to lie about having a boyfriend. The whole thing was just so ridiculous.
WHY DO THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
Someone I barely know is trying to set me up with a friend of his
My shirt today says “Keep Calm and Drink Beer”, and one of the mailmen who delivers to us commented on it, and said we should go out later. CLEARLY JOKING. I said, “Yeah, I get off at 7. Let’s go.” CLEARLY JOKING. He says, “Oh no, that’d be trouble. You’re too young for me.” CLEARLY JOKING. I said it’d be fine (you get the idea, right?), and he left laughing.
Two hours later, I get a phone call on the business line (obviously, he doesn’t have my personal number) asking if I was really free at 7. The mailman has a friend (Kevin, I guess) he thinks would be “good for me”. Dude, what?! 1. I am at work. 2. WE WEREN’T REALLY GOING OUT.
I thought for a few minutes that I might want to grow my hair out again, but then I remembered how shitty I felt with long hair.
Short hair phase* forever!