Toy Story 3 came out the summer I graduated high school. I had already been cleaning my things out in order to start packing for college. I went straight from a graduation party to the theater to see it. I was not adequately prepared. I have never cried so hard at a movie in my life.
I just spent nearly two and a half hours untangling a single ball of yarn that I purchased this morning. Then I had a mental breakdown and a sensory overload, and I cried.
So how are you doing?
Surely there’s a word that means “one who forgets they made tea an hour ago every. damn. time.”
I am judging this Sound of Music broadcast so hard. But Christian Borle just came on, so things are looking up.
New glasses, bitches.
They’re making my new glasses right now, and I know it’s her job, but the sales associate helping me seemed very genuine the eight times she commented on how cute they were.
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."